Kids Say the Darnedest Things

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On obedience:
Dindin: Car, stop running!
Mama: Why do you want the car to stop running?
Dindin: Car, just walk!

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On travelling:
Dindin: We’re going to New Yoorrkkk! We’re going to New Yoorrkkk!
Mama: No, baby, only to Cebu.

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On American accent:
Dindin: Blow the sexyphone, Mama.

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On asking help from Hulk:
Dindin: Hulk! Hulk!
Hulk (Papa’s voice behind Hulk toy): Yes, why are you shouting?
Dindin: Because I’m looking for you.
Hulk: Why? You need my help?
Dindin: Yeah. Dance ballet.

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On girl’s play of boys’ toys:
Dindin lets the four Avengers characters form a circle and she sang:
Dindin: Ring a ring o roses, a pocket full of posies. A-ti-shoo A-ti-shoo they all fall down.

Then The Avengers fell down. Weeee

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On modes of transportation:
Mama: Din, on Friday, you will ride the plane to go to Cebu.
Dindin: What’s a Cebu?
Mama: It’s a city like Bacolod. Then we will ride the boat to Ormoc City. Then we will ride a big bus to Tacloban City.
Dindin: I can ride the train, too.

Waaaaa Now she wants to ride everything. LOL

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On a bruise on her leg:
I saw a bruise at the back of Dindin’s left leg, just below her bum.
Mama: Din, why do you have a bruise again? Did someone hurt you?
Dindin: Yeah.
Mama (alarmed): Who?
Dindin: The chair.

Wahahaha Her skin must have been pinched between her weight and her chair when she sat down. And maybe to reassure me, she added, “It’s not ya-yay anymore.” hehehehe


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